“When musicians play together, each goes his own way but they meet from time to time.”

– An ancient Cambodian saying

My friend Cavale hated jazz. She told me that repeatedly on our way downtown to catch this jazz show, part of the San Francisco Jazz Festival. The annual festival was unlike any other city event. It ran numerous concerts – big band, swing, be bop, blues, West Coast jazz, etc. – in several different venues throughout the city, spread out in the course of eight months. You had to travel far and wide to get to the next show, but then again you had all the time in the world.

“Did I tell you that I hate jazz?” my friend ribbed me, as we were taking a cab to the venue. Like a broken record, she was.

You see, when it came to jazz, all she thought of were folks like Benny Goodman, Tommy Dorsey, The Andrew Sisters, etc. – her grandfather’s music from the 1940s, the cornball stuff they would play at dances to keep people’s minds off of the war. But Cavale decided to come with me to this show, for the same reason I decided to go: although we have never heard of the band before, we liked its name – The Splatter Trio.

The venue – a conference room near the top of some ritzy hotel – was packed. There were probably 100 hotel chairs on the floor and all were taken. The audience consisted of upper-class couples, dressed to the hilt, drinking white wine and waiting to get their feet a-tappin’, and Cavale and me, a couple of broke bohemians trying to eke out a living in this city.

The Splatter Trio walked onto one side of the room (there was no stage, just a carpeted floor), picked up their instruments, and began performing …

Holy shit! The music equated itself with the traffic from the street below, and each musician played his own specific role in this wonderfully mind-blowing trip. Saxophonist Dave Barrett was the Rahsaan Roland Kirk impersonator, blowing two or three horns at once, even shoving a flute inside the bell of one horn. Guitarist Myles Boisen was the surgeon from Thomas Eakins’ painting “The Gross Clinic,” gutting his double-neck instrument until it squirmed, squealed and screamed for mercy. Drummer Gino Robair was a modern-day Great Wizard of the North, keeping time with random objects he drew out of a bottomless cardboard box next to him; among the objects – a dog’s squeaky toy.

Only guest pianist Myra Melford played the professional, running through jazz and blues chord progressions, struggling to keep the music from completely going off the rails.

By the end of the hour-long show, the crowd dwindled down to seven people. All of us rubberneckers who stayed were glued to our chairs, witnessing this chaos with our eyes, mouths and ears wide open. Cavale was nearly speechless, only muttering over and over, “This is incredible. Oh my god, this is incredible.” Like a broken record, she was.

I myself was hypnotized, wondering where this bumpy ride was going to lead me. Every so often, I was snapped back to reality by the herds of people slamming the exit doors. What, are you kidding me? You guys don’t know what you are missing! I mean, the man is playing a squeaky toy, fer Christ’s sake!

Now that’s what I call jazz! At least the way it should be – a dangerous, breathtaking knife-throwing act in which part of the thrill was that sick thought that someone might get killed.

After that show, I followed plenty of jazz bands throughout San Francisco, seeing what new creations were coming out of their laboratories. This was back in the late 1990s, and my search led me to:

- Mingus Amungus at the top of Coit Tower. The 12-piece ensemble of musicians, singers and dancers blended the music of Charles Mingus and hip-hop into one big bouncing beach ball.

- The nerdy supergroup James T. Kirk at the Up and Down Club. The band, consisting of three guitarists and one drummer, morphed the songs of James Brown (the “James”), Thelonious Monk (the “T”), and Rahsaan Roland Kirk (the “Kirk”). Unfortunately, in order not to get sued by “Star Trek” creator Gene Roddenberry, the band later renamed itself to the less-memorable T.J. Kirk.

- The Broun Fellinis at a house party near Pacific Heights. The three members pounded their music in that small living room so ferociously, they looked like they were going to burn the place down after the party.

Those bands and many other jazz groups were unforgettable, but for me, nothing beat The Splatter Trio. It was true to its name. As one of its members called the music: half-Pollock, half-Peckinpah. Damn right.

The members of The Splatter Trio decided to call it quits in 1997 after playing together for nine years. I guess they were sick of watching people leave during the middle of their set. For their final performance, the trio played to a packed house at the quaint Hotel Utah. This time no one walked out. The audience stuck around until the last note was played, and not only gave the band a standing ovation, but screamed out, “Encore!”

The Splatter Trio’s Myspace page: www.myspace.com/splattertrio

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“But I left Tennessee in a hurry, dear/In same way that I’m leaving you/Because love is mainly just memories/And everyone’s got him a few”

– Jesse Winchester, “The Brand New Tennessee Waltz”

“You can hear a pin drop.”

I bet you heard that phrase before. Usually it refers to a quiet room. But let’s say it doesn’t refer to a room but something larger, like a park. And not just any park, but Golden Gate Park. Now that would be something!

Sitting in the middle of Golden Gate Park during the annual Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival one gloomy October afternoon, several hundred folk-music lovers, myself included, were waiting for a songwriters circle to take hold. I’ve always enjoyed a good old-fashioned songwriters circle, also known as a round robin or a guitar pull. The format, which was probably originated in someone’s living room or back porch, is simple: a handful of songwriters pass a lone guitar around, each presenting his or her homegrown creations. For me, it’s the best way to really hear a tune.

The lineup to this particular round robin was impressive, and we were all prepared to hear the fine craftsmanship of Guy Clark, the political rant of Steve Earle and the country stomp of David Olney. But it was the fourth participant, Jesse Winchester, who really got to us.

The crowd was romping, stomping and singing along throughout the first three performers’ sets, having a good ol’ time. But when the spotlight was on Winchester, not a single audience member made a noise. Even the birds in the trees shut their traps. All of us sat there and listened quietly, intently, to this one songwriter, with his delicate guitar picking and his fragile voice, playing songs about lost memories and crushed dreams.

I swear, you can hear a pin drop in that park.

And if you didn’t have a lump in your throat, you probably had your mouth wide open in wonderment.

And all the while I was thinking, who is this guy and why haven’t I heard of him before? Much later I found out the answer.

Winchester was an all-American boy, fresh out of high school, growing up in Mississippi during the mid-1960s. He was spending his summer days playing guitar in several rock bands, until one day, he received his draft notice. Not willing to fight and die in Vietnam, he did what any normal human being would do: he skipped town and crossed the Canadian border.

Alone in Quebec, he began writing heartbreaking ballads about his childhood in the South, which caught the ear of Robbie Robertson. Robertson produced the young man’s debut album, and Winchester began promoting his music throughout Canada. Yet he couldn’t tour his own homeland without the risk of doing jail-time. He had to wait until 1977 – the year President Carter pardoned all draft resisters – when he could step foot in the United States again. He finally moved back for good in 2002 and a year later he appeared on that stage in Golden Gate Park where I first saw him.

Late this summer Winchester will make the rounds promoting his latest set of songs. I’m going to catch him at McCabe’s Guitar Shop in Santa Monica this September. I cannot wait to hear his voice, his guitar, and the sound of that pin dropping.

Jesse Winchester makes Neko Case cry during in a songwriters circle on Sundance Channel’s music program, “Spectacle: Elvis Costello With…”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uKGWpqnS8E

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“…In the golden afternoon, when we sat and listened to Sonny Boy blow, blow his harp…”

– Van Morrison, “Take Me Back”

I’m not even good at playing the harmonica. I picked up the mouth harp when I was a teenager, after watching Bob Dylan play it on TV. While strumming the chords to “The Times They Are A-Changin’”, Dylan worked his way through the harp with the help of a neck rack. Come to think of it, I don’t think he’s that good either.

So I started playing the instrument when I was 15, played it on and off for about 14 years. By the time I hit 30, I was able to make a decent sound. It wasn’t until recently I could bend the notes.

I bring this up because just the other day a friend asked me about harmonica playing. Being musically challenged, he felt that the instrument looked fairly easy and wanted me to recommend a brand for him. I told him to pick up a Hohner chromatic. The beauty of that harmonica is that it could be played in any key. Stevie Wonder plays a chromatic, and Toots Thielemans used it to record the theme song to “Sesame Street.” Yes that’s right, the goddam “Sesame Street” theme! (I bet the melody is stuck in your head right now.)

“Is that what you use?” my friend asked. “A chromatic?”

Me? No. I play a diatonic, which is in one key.

“Suppose you had to play a song in a different key. What would you do?”

Well, I would buy another one, in the right key.

“Then you would have all these harmonicas in different keys?”

Yes, that’s right.

“Well why the hell wouldn’t you just buy a chromatic?”

Because even though I like Stevie and Toots, I didn’t want to play like them. No, I wanted to play like Sonny Boy Williamson, the greatest harp player that ever lived.

Rice Miller was best known as Sonny Boy Williamson II (yes, Virginia, there was a Sonny Boy Williamson I), but he also went as Willie Williamson, Willie Miller, Little Boy Blue, The Goat, and Footsie. He was this tall lanky fellow, a skeleton in a nice suit and a black derby, looking like an owner of a funeral parlor. He wore a scar that ran between his bird-like eyes and had several front teeth knocked out.

He sang in a slurred Southern drawl, the words practically slithered their way out of his mouth. But the harmonica was his true vocal chords. He knew every little crack in that harp; he bent notes up to the breaking point, squeezed out every squeak, muffled the sound with his enormous hands, poked the reeds to make the notes curl, and even puffed on it like a cigar. In fact, smoke practically rose out of it.

From the early 1930s to the mid-1960s, Sonny Boy performed in every type of venues all around the world, from juke joints along the Delta to festivals throughout Europe. He even became a star on the long-running radio show “King Biscuit Time.” His songs have been borrowed by every one under the sun, from Muddy Waters and Mose Allison, to Led Zeppelin and The Who, to Aerosmith and The New York Dolls.

Robbie Robertson once talked about how he and the other members of the rockabilly group The Hawks stopped by a Mississippi bar to see their harp hero. The band stayed up and jammed with him all night long. Sonny Boy would spit into a coffee can beside him between solo breaks; Robertson thought the bluesman was spitting snuff, but he later realized the can was filled with blood.

Sonny Boy Williamson would be dead a few months later, abandoning thousands of great blues harp players, and an average one like myself, who are still trying to figure out his tricks.

Just Sonny Boy Williamson and his harp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELLV-qzSgIo

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“I’ll never go again. I hated it. I didn’t enjoy it. It was like dancing on a grave.”

– A former resident of Chavez Ravine describing her first visit to Dodger Stadium.

The Fourth of July, America’s Independence Day. I was sitting on the balcony of my flat, a bottle of rum in tow, watching fireworks over Dodger Stadium five miles away. I imagined the crowd at the stadium was listening to the patriotic songs of John Philip Sousa or Irving Berlin or Toby Keith while gazing at the lightshow above. My soundtrack was Ry Cooder’s CD, “Chavez Ravine,” playing over and over again. Whether this was appropriate music for the day was for the ear of the beholder.

Chavez Ravine is a classic American story, unfortunately. A neighbor of Echo Park, the district was a “poor man’s Shangri La” for generations of Mexican Americans. Here, the residents formed their own metropolis, built their own churches and stores, and even created a whole new sound, blending corridos and boleros with swing music and boogie woogie. But outsiders found the area to be an eyesore and wanted to shut down the party.

Their first attempt was in June 1943, when American sailors started coming into the neighborhood to beat up “zoot-suiters” after a fellow sailor had his jaw broken from an earlier fight. Their search-and-destroy tactic exploded into the infamous “Zoot Suit Riots” in Los Angeles.

Then in 1950, the cops evicted many residents out of their homes. The reason: to construct a federal-approved public housing project. To add insult to injury, after the land was paved over, the city decided not to build new houses after all. Instead it gave the land to the Los Angeles Dodgers and built the stadium there.

Cooder – a session guitarist who has worked with Captain Beefheart, Randy Newman, The Rolling Stones, Ali Farka Toure and Buena Vista Social Club – was born in Los Angeles but had never stepped foot in Chavez Ravine. Yet his 2005 CD, a three-year project influenced by the photographs of Don Normark, sounds as if he’d lived there all his life.

The album’s characters are portrayed by some of that era’s real voices – Lalo Guerrero, Ersi Arvizu, Little Willie G and Chicano R&B legend Don Tosti – telling stories about the rise and fall of this great neighborhood. They sing about high school dances and lively street parties, as well as the police raids, the riots and finally the bulldozers. They even throw in the Red Scare and UFO sightings for good measure.

“If the dozer hadn’t taken my yard,” says a fictional parking attendant in the song “3rd Base, Dodger Stadium,” “you’d see the tree with our initials carved. [There are] so many moments in my memory. [It] sure was fun, because the game was free.”

As I listened to this music, I thought about those folks who have sat, are sitting, and will be sitting in Dodger Stadium, getting their fill of Coors Light and Oscar Meyer hot dogs, rooting for Manny Ramirez, Kuroda, Billingsley, and other highly-paid ballplayers. And I wondered if they ever thought about those former Chavez Ravine residents whose homes were torn down so that they could have a seat.

Ry Cooder’s “3rd Base, Dodger Stadium” accompanied by Don Normark’s photographs of Chavez Ravine: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXRWN-MQQiE

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Oh Christ, here it comes.

“You look like that Chinese dude from ‘The Hangover’.”

Okay, I haven’t heard that one before.

“You know who I’m talking about?” he proceeds. “That Chinese guy? He played the gay gangster … uhm yakuza? What’s his name? Ken Chow? No. Ken Yoshi? Ken Nakamura?”

Ken Nakamura? I think I know a Ken Nakamura from San Francisco. The guy owes me money or something like that.

Of course, this screenwriter is thinking of Ken Jeong, who is neither Chinese nor Japanese and doesn’t look a damn thing like me. Then again, this young man’s options are limited.

It happens every once in a while, and not only just in Los Angeles. Someone will say that I look just like … and name one or two Asian or Asian American celebrities who are hot in Hollywood right now. Yes, usually an actor would be named, since Asians have yet to break the glass ceilings in pop music and professional sports. And of course, this actor would have been cast as a sushi chef, math nerd, martial arts expert … whatever stereotype is needed for the film.

But the “gay Chinese yakuza” from “The Hangover”? I must admit, that’s a new one. For a long while, all I was getting was, “You look just like Bruce Lee.” Seriously? Bruce Lee? That’s the only celebrity you can come up with? The guy’s been dead since 1973!

Back at the café, I just grin at the screenwriter and brush the whole thing off, but the incident reminds me of the opening scene from Wayne Wang’s 1982 low-budget film, “Chan Is Missing.” Set in San Francisco, the film begins with Jo, an ABC (American-born Chinese) cab driver, picking up an out-of-towner. Jo mentally counts down the seconds, before the visitor asks, “What’s a good place to eat in Chinatown?” “Under three seconds,” Jo thinks. “That question comes up under three seconds ninety percent of the time.”

A nudge at that horrendously racist Charlie Chan serial, “Chan Is Missing” follows Jo and his fellow cabbie and “No. 1 Son” Steve searching for their immigrant pal, Chan, who apparently skipped town with their cash. They drive around Chinatown, interviewing loads of quirky characters, all of whom have different opinions about their missing friend. Their leads throw them into a maze of Chinese and Chinatown politics, while their subject slips further and further away.

“This mystery is appropriately Chinese,” says Jo. “What’s not there has just as much meaning as what is there.” The film concludes with a photograph of Chan, who is standing in the shadow, his face unrecognizable, smiling like the Cheshire Cat.

Most of the cast in “Chan Is Missing” are non-actors; they look normal, like people I know. I feel very comfortable watching the film, like I am part of that community, that family.

Then sometimes I feel like Chan, invisible to the world without identity, just about non-existent if it weren’t for what was being said by a handful of chums. I am okay with that as well. There’s something to be said about not being pinned down.

But apparently, somebody out there thinks I look just like that dude from “The Hangover.”

Chicago Sun-Times film critic Roger Ebert’s review of “Chan Is Missing”:   http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19820101/REVIEWS/201010310/1023

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“There ain’t no money in poetry/That’s what makes the poet free…”

– Guy Clark, “Cold Dog Soup”

When I moved to Hollywood, one of the first songs I performed in front of a Los Angeles audience was a Guy Clark song. It was during an open mike night at Café Muse on Santa Monica Boulevard. I walked onstage and played “L.A. Freeway,” a song Clark wrote while he was on his way out of Los Angeles. The crowd – mostly young Dave Matthews imitators – barely stirred but then sat up straight when I reached the chorus: “If I can just get off of this L.A. freeway without getting killed or caught/I’d be down the road in a cloud of smoke to some land I ain’t bought.”

Clark began his music career as a luthier. There’s a scene in James Szalapski’s documentary “Heartworn Highways,” in which Clark is building one of his guitars; that scene practically resembles a demonstration video. Raised in Houston, he moved first to San Francisco, then to Los Angeles, and finally settled in Nashville, where he perfected his other craft – songwriting.

If you want to know how to write a song, just listen to a Guy Clark song. Each one has the drama and the intensity of a Raymond Carver story – lonely drifters, haunted by regret, find solace in the simple things in life: a guitar, a Randall knife, Texas cooking, homegrown tomatoes, trains, boats, instant coffee, a parking lot, Picasso’s mandolin, Hemingway’s whiskey. Yes, especially alcohol. That seems to flow right through all of his songs.

His songs “Desperados Waiting for a Train” and “The Last Gunfighter Ballad” became hits for Jerry Jeff Walker and Johnny Cash, respectively. Both tunes are outlaw music classics, centering on old-timers desperately holding onto a long forgotten past while Death, “that son of a bitch,” come closing in.

Clark not only writes songs for other singers, but is kind enough to help out his fellow artists. In the 1960s and 1970s, his Nashville home became a halfway house for emerging songwriters, like Steve Earle and Rodney Crowell. Townes Van Zandt wrote “If I Needed You” from a dream he had while sleeping on Clark’s floor.

I first saw Clark at the Hardly Strictly Bluegrass Festival in San Francisco’s Golden Gate Park. Some fan ran up to him to pose for a picture. After the camera shutter clicked, Clark extended his hand to greet the young man, and do you know what that fan did? The asshole turned his back to him, ignoring the handshake, and instead jumped up and down like a small child, excited to have gotten his prize. A completely douche bag move, as far as I’m concerned. No respect for geniuses, really!

But as much as Clark is a talented craftsman and a gracious patron, he’s also first and foremost a gentleman. He just brushed the incident off, got onstage and performed a great set. He had no set list; he just took requests from the audience. One request was “Dublin Blues,” a lovelorn lament loosely structured around the traditional song, “Handsome Molly.” It starts off, “Oh I wished I was in Austin in the Chili Parlor Bar/Drinking Mad Dog margaritas and not caring where you are…”

Now I’ve never been at the Chili Parlor Bar and never had a Mad Dog margarita, but at that moment, I wished I was there in Austin as well.

“I’ll stand up and be counted,” he continued. “I’ll face up to the truth/I’ll walk away from trouble but I can’t walk away from you.”

My god, someone make this Guy a saint already!

“Dublin Blues”:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQGjkBuMGAU

“L.A. Freeway”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTwUpkEK6yk

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So I was sitting in a sleepy café on Fillmore Street with a notebook in front of me. The barista barely lifted his head when he took my order. The street noise was far off in the distance. No one was occupying the sidewalk. No birds flew around. The stereo was almost inaudible, only the bass could be heard, very faintly. I was ready to get down to business, pen in hand, eyes on paper. But that bass … I could not take my eardrums off of that thing.

The notes dripped into my ears, causing a small puddle inside my head. As they fell into this growing pool of noise, they echoed like heavy church bells in a valley. Suddenly the drops became a downpour, rushing through the holes and cracks. An ocean is formed inside my skull; waves rose high as mountains, then roared against the surface. The undercurrent rolled down deep, picking up my emotions, tossing them up, then dropping them down. I was drowning. I swam up for air, and then looking skyward, I saw it – the perfect storm. I knew I would never get out of this deluge alive.

So I surrendered. I listened closely. I have heard this song before, but I couldn’t place my finger on it. And that bass, that bass. Who was playing it?

I folded my notebook, leaned over the table, and woke up the barista, asking him to turn up the volume. He did so, and Marvin Gaye’s “What’s Going On?” burst through the stillness.

The band on that recording was known as the Funk Brothers, a group of studio musicians who became the “house band” at Motown’s Hitville U.S.A. studio, backing every great Motown artist – Gaye, The Temptations, The Four Tops, The Miracles, Mary Wells, Jr. Walker & The All-Stars, Martha & The Vandellas, Little Stevie Wonder, The Supremes, The Jackson 5, Edwin Starr, Gladys Knight and The Pips. Formed by the label’s boss, Berry Gordy, that band played on more Number 1 hits than the Beatles, the Stones and the Beach Boys combined.

The Funk Brothers’ bassist was none other than James Jamerson, who used to perfect his chops by playing in Detroit’s jazz clubs in between recordings. His playing has that jazz feel to it, improvising and syncopating in all directions. Amazing for a guy who only used one finger to pluck those thick strings.

Jamerson eventually got tired of Gordy’s abusive reign and left Motown in 1968. Two years later, Gaye tracked down the bassist in a bar and urged him to come back for one more single. That song, “What’s Going On?”, is a gorgeous piece of music, but Jamerson makes it heavenly. And he recorded his part while lying flat on his back. Why? Just to prove he can.

Gaye was right: That man was “The Incomparable James Jamerson.”

James Jamerson’s bass on “What’s Going On”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqtELR5GyfI

Now with the rest of the band: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-5c5o85SGo&feature=related

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“Play it for punk rock/play it for hip-hop…”

– Double Dee & Steinski, “The Payoff Mix”

Stuck in traffic again: That’s the Angelenos’ common status. So here I am in this man-made parking lot on the 405. Cars are coughing, horns are honking. The only saving grace now is music. I roll up the window, press “Play” on the CD player, and turn up the volume: A snippet of Otis Redding’s spoken introduction to “I’ve Been Loving You Too Long,” taken from D.A. Pennebaker’s documentary Monterey Pop, immediately breaks into a funky backbeat and a voiceover of some math teacher from the 1950s says, “Lesson Three.” Yes, I’m listening to Steinski.

Now I’m a novice when it comes to hip-hop. But as I grow older and wiser, I’m really starting to dig this stuff, from the political to the playful and everything in between. And for me, Steinski soars above them all.

A Jewish kid working for a top advertising firm in the Big Apple, Steve Stein got together with sound engineer and fellow pothead Douglas Di Franco to form one of the greatest hip-hop producing teams of all time, Double Dee & Steinski. In 1983, the duo created their first remix tape, entitled “The Payoff Mix,” entering it in some audio-mixing contest that was advertised in Billboard. After blowing away their competitors, they kept on cutting together more and more innovated sample-based tracks throughout the 1980s and early 1990s.

The duo called these sound collages “lessons,” but I think they are more like mini-audio answers to James Joyce’s epic modern novel Finnegans Wake. Just like Joyce, who used historical and cultural references – Celtic mythology, the Egyptian Book of the Dead, Shakespeare, Giambattista Vico, the Holy Bible and the Qur’an – throughout his work, Double Dee & Steinski tossed up a pop culture salad in their “lessons,” stealing everything they could find on radio, records, television and movies: Odetta; John Coltrane; Groucho Marx; R&B singer Junior; Muddy Waters; comics Robin Williams and Gilbert Gottfried; Dion and The Belmonts; Little Richard; The Supremes; “Tonight Show” announcer Ed McMahon; The Rolling Stones; UC Berkeley activist Mario Savio; John F. Kennedy; Glenn Miller; The Incredible Bongo Band; Sly and the Family Stone; footage from Glengarry Glen Ross, Dirty Harry, The Pajama Game, The Maltese Falcon, Diner, Orson Wells’ radio program “War of the World,” Bollywood movies, and various science class films; and of course the Hardest Working Man in Show Business, James Brown, whose music is the backbone to every rap song out there.

Steinski’s later solo work ventured more into political commentary, focusing on topics like the first Gulf War and the 9/11 attacks. His most controversial work was “The Motorcade Sped On,” an astonishingly danceable deconstruction of CBS news broadcasts on the Kennedy assassination.

Nowadays as DJs all over the world copied his copying style, Steinski has packed up his magnetic tape, gone back to his old name, and left the music business. I don’t know how old he is, probably around my age. So Stein has retired to the suburbs, and I am here trapped on a L.A. freeway.

When I was a teenager, I wanted to be a disc jockey for KZAP-FM, spinning 33s, 45s and 78s for a few hours in the morning. Well, it seems that Steve Stein lived my dream, except his “radio shows” were in six-minute increments and were passed around on cassette tapes. So, children, what does it all mean? Hm, I’m not really sure.

The history of hip-hop, according to Double Dee & Steinski:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMEVqCz8mNw

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It begins with the Word: “Everybody heard about the bird!”

I first heard the song when I was part of the theater arts department at Sacramento State. The school was not known for its fine arts, but lucky for us drama kids, it did provide the town’s best venue – Sac State’s oldest building, a 30-seat black box theater, which stood in the middle of the campus. The theater was truly a black box: no lobby, no ticket booth, no backstage. The bathroom doubled as a green room. Near the top seats was the lighting booth, which consisted of a stool and a rusty creaking machine that ran eight brand-new Fresnels, the only items in the room that weren’t from the early 1930s. We had to bring in our own sound system, a borrowed stereo offered by one of our classmates. Sure the theater doesn’t sound like much, and it wasn’t, but for us, it was The Place, mainly because we had complete creative control over it. No faculty ever came by the building. Ever!

My college friend Don Radovich and I put up our own plays there – short, absurdist works-in-progress, in which some of our fellow theater classmates love to participate, anything away from those great big boring musicals that the Drama Department was running in the main theater at the time.

During one midnight rehearsal there, we were working on a series of playlets, to be presented later in the semester. A freshman actor came up to Don and me and said, “There is a bird motif throughout these plays. Did you two intend that?”

“Bird motif?” I wondered. “I didn’t know there was a bird motif here.” I turned to Don. “Did you know about the bird—”

Don cut me off with his reply: “Everybody knows that the bird is the word!”

The actor walked away bewildered.

The next day, Don came in the theater and played an old cassette in the stereo. The first song: The Trashmen’s “Surfin’ Bird.” There it was. That was the theme song for our production. Long after the show ended its run, I would play that song constantly throughout that year and the following several years.

The Trashmen, an obscure 1960s surfer band, could be considered the founders of the mashup genre, except they didn’t have any digital help. They connected two songs by the even more obscure R&B band The Rivingtons – “The Bird’s the Word” and “Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow” – to create the great “Surfin’ Bird.” I love all three songs, but “Surfin’ Bird” is the best. For a little more than two minutes, the rhythm section races down like a runaway train, as the distorted sandpaper vocals gnarls the lyrics, first chopping up “The Bird’s the Word,” then drowning in its own title, before coming up for air with “Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow.” It’s pure punk, and nothing else.

Now you know about the “Bird.” Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-oom-mow-mow! Papa-oom-mow-mow!

The Trashmen’s “Surfin’ Bird”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow

The Rivingtons’ “The Bird’s the Word”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edYQiZxyw0I&feature=related

The Rivingtons’ “Papa-Oom-Mow-Mow”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQrQjNNZCAo

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It was during the run of a low-budget musical at the EXIT. One night an actor entered the stage for his big number, as he had done plenty of times before. But this night, once the music started and he opened his mouth, he felt the lyrics evaporate from his brain. By the second chorus, the words were lost. The actor stammered, stuttered, hummed, pranced, and used every “lala” in the book, hoping to kick the lyrics back in his head. But blasted, they were gone! He aggressively repeated the failing tactic. Now he was gone. The song finished, the torture was over, and he got the fuck off the stage.

He sat in the green room, shaking, sweating bullets, plotting a way to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. The other actors and stagehands looked at him silently, as if he were a teenager who just blew the biggest prom date in history. Finally one actor, God bless his heart, sat down with him and told him this story:

In 1959, jazz singer Ella Fitzgerald and her band arrived on a Berlin stage close to the midnight hour, as part of a tiring tour of Europe. The band rolled through gorgeous versions of Cole Porter’s tunes and Gershwins’ ballads, and then Ella turned to the musicians and suggested on performing a song to give the German crowd something to cheer about – Kurt Weill and Bertolt Brecht’s classic “Mack the Knife.” Even though the song was a standard among popular singers, from Louie Armstrong to Bobby Darin, the Queen of Jazz herself never sang the song before.

“We’d like to try and do [‘Mack the Knife’] for you,” she told the audience. “We hope we remember all the words.” Right there, she was cursed. By the third verse, she began to lose the grasp of the words. By the fifth verse, she was completely lost. “Oh what’s the next chorus to this song now,” she sang, without losing the beat. “This is the one I don’t know.”

So Ella made up lines on the spot, did her best Satchmo impersonation, and threw in verses and verses of scats. “Now Ella and her fellas, we’re making a wreck … of ‘Mack the Knife,’” she went on to sing. The band finally crashed to a sloppy halt and the singer was left laughing her head off.

Well, fortunately that concert was recorded, and a year later Verve Records released “Ella in Berlin,” which included the complete screwed-up “Mack the Knife.” And Ella went on to win the Emmy Award for best vocalist for the song.

A great story, right? It was a truly kind gesture that actor did for his friend in need. And most importantly, thank God no one reminded the poor guy that … well … that Ella was an exception of the rule of fucking up. The First Lady of Song belonged in that very small group of artists who could fall off a tightrope and not only walk away unharmed, but win an award afterwards. Ah, we should all strive to be that good.

Ella and her fellas in Berlin: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YI5fU6ZbyaA

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